dirtyshoegrl
Content: I finally got my mouse to work, so I can now review your diary. Aren't you the lucky one? Well, you have successfully made my eyes water. I understand this, but what the hell made you so angry? Come on, I need some insight. Maybe if you wrote it down, you'll know to avoid it in the future, or [insert random piece of advice here]. You have quite an interesting life, so it seems. You've made me laugh, cry, and caused my eyebrows to raise. Strangely enough, your little adventures in the Bay Area remind me of myself. Scary, I know. {30/30}
Design: I have no idea what the significance, if any, the picture has. But, hey, I see clutter and mannequin-type-things with fake boobs; that's always a plus with me. You can't really go wrong with black and white, but, holy guacomole, you have one of our little pink "R-e-v-i-e-w" buttons at the bottom! I appreciate the fact that you've actually linked us, unlike some people *ahem*, but pink?! {29/30}
Update: You skip a couple of days sometimes. I shouldn't be talking since I update about once every two weeks, but what can you do? {9/10}
Navigation: Ah, it's at the top of the entry. {5/5}
Errors: Some grammatical errors, but nothin' major. {4/5}
Contact: Guestbook and e-mail. {5/5}
Bonus: You just have two links to review sites, which is the equivalent of almost nothing. If it were up to me, there wouldn't even be a "Bonus" section in the reviews, but it isn't. Hm, I think I'll start my own review site, just for the hell of it. {4/15}
Total: 86/100
Favorite Quote: "I will tell my brain not to think these things anymore, and to just feel absolute hatred for him."
Comments: I think you should try and practice the art of knuckle cracking.
Reviewed by Yelena.