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funkyfresh06
12.21.04 at 12:14 a.m.


[Where is he?]

Content: (10 / 30)
I started here. I wish I hadn’t started there though. Day logs are HORRIBLE, and you should not ask for a review unless you are trying to kill the reviewer with boredom, and then by all means, write your day logs and request a review. (You are so malicious.) Wow. Don’t even put this in your diary, it makes you look like an idiot. “Oh I’m listening to the Vines and I can’t understand it, OMG, LOL!” By now I’ve read about 10 entries and I am so not impressed in the least bit. You have day log after day log, and no real feeling whatsoever. Shouldn’t a diary contain some sort of passion for something rather than “I went to the mall today with my friend. It was cool.” “I made fajitas for dinner tonight. They tasted alright. I could've sliced the pepper up a little bit more. Tomorrow I want to make those Weight Watcher muffins they I tried at Steph's.” YOU ARE SO BORING! I’m terribly sorry, but please, I cannot believe you have the audacity to put an innocent reviewer through this. I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR FAJITAS! Yeah, ok, I’m done reading. I really cannot take this anymore. If you really hate me now, well then good because your diary is no good. It’s a bunch of day logs, with no passion, and no wit whatsoever. It’s not cool.

Design: (17 / 30)
Well, you applied for an honest opinion. I hate this layout. It’s supposed to be cute, but it’s really just… not. The links box is longer than the rest of the layout, it’s all on the page weird, and it’s all out of proportion. I hate purple, but I really won’t take that out on you because it’s your favorite color. All together though, this template is very sloppy looking and not well put together at all. Not to mention, your font is WAY too small and plain. It’s giving me a headache. I also went and looked at your designer’s site (can’t read the button, FYI), Kiwi Designs. I cannot honestly fathom why you used one of her designs, because most of them are just as sloppy as the one you chose. It just looks so unfinished, like she stopped in the middle of writing the html and went and had a sandwich. (PS: I’m not taking off for this because I assume you didn’t know, but the designer there used to come from Fallen Star Designs, and the reason she left was because a lot of places had her on a shame list for stealing codes, changing images and colors, making it look way worse than it started with, and then calling it her own.)

Update: (10 / 10)
Good, though some doubles, and some multiple day gaps, but I really don’t think updating should affect your score unless your diary is barren or you have more than 2 entries in a day.

Navigation: (5 / 5)
Easy to use, the box is a little too long for the rest of the design, but I took off for that in the design portion. So, since all your links work, you’re ok.

Errors: (0 / 5)
USE SOME DAMN PARAGRAPHS WOMAN! You sort of attempt to use them, but the font is too small and the spacing isn’t large enough, not to mention, haven’t you heard of indentation? It would be useful considering the size of your font. Your writing hurts my eyes. Also, some of your cast links are broken.

Contact: (5 / 5)
Email, AIM / MSN, Shoutbox, Notes, Guestbook. Very good.

Bonus: (14 / 15)
Cast, Rings, Feelings, Poems, About you. Sufficient, I guess.

Further Comments: Bleh. You are neither funky, nor fresh.

Favorite Quote: “my retainer is floating among the junk piled on my dresser”

Final Score: (61 / 100)
Reviewed by: Charlotte



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